How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Domino Jokes More Domino Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Legal Counsel Jokes More Legal Counsel Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel