What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.