What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.