Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.