Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.