What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.