How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Who do patriotic latinos talk to?

You ese.