Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.