Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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In the I.C.U.

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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A Mugging.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.