What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.