How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself