How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double