What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!