What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!