What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.