Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

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What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.