Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary