What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk