What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!