What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.