What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo