What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph