Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.