Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.