What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

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What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.