What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture