What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)