Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.