Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott