What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for