What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang