Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!