Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!