Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.