Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.