Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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With a crowbar.

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Because they worship prophets!

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Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

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Because it was worth the weight!

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.