How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!