How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!