Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.