What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.