Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.