Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Ranch Jokes More Ranch Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...