How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.