Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath