Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!