What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.