What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."