What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!