What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.