What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."