Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why should we hire you?

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!