Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.