Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

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How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.