Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....