Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

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How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!