How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.