Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box