Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.