Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..