What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated