What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate