What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.