Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!