What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.