What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.