Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.