When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"