Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.