Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.