What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What did one piano say to another?

CBA

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.