What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.