What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk