Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.