Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.