How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.