How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Why should I?

ba dum tss*

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.