Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends