Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.