Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.