Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends